Kaya Mo Ba To!!!!!

For Sale: Useless Cat

Ang Sumpa Ng Taong Lobo

Kidnapped Finger

Shut your mouth, or i'll tell Mubarak where you've been

Do You see brunette on the road?

Do You see brunette on the road?

Yes this is one good looking brunette…

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Four Liquids of Life

Nagsimula sa patikim-tikim.....

What Google Define?

My favorite Google feature is Google Dictionary. Whenever I need a word defined, I just type it into the search box and the meaning pops right up. It’s really convenient, but sometimes the definitions can be strange. For example, here are some words I looked up recently on Google Dictionary.

Yahoo: A stupid Web site for stupid people who only want crap.

Ask: A crap site for idiots.

Bing: Just a bunch of crap.

Monopoly: A term that idiots like to throw around to sound smart at parties, but really they don’t know what the hell they’re talking about.

Information: A thing that Google makes instantly accessible to anyone for free. And that makes them the enemy? Explain that logic to me.

Charity: A thing that Google gives to.

Environment: A thing that Google gives to.

Barack Obama: A cool guy who uses Google.

Lady Gaga: A cool lady who uses Google.

Privacy: An overrated thing that people should maybe chill out about.

Relax: A thing that some people should learn how to do, especially journalists.

Victim: A nice company that gets attacked all the time for no reason.

Jesus Christ: A guy who made people’s lives much easier and then was crucified. Sound familiar?

Books: Something people can read online for free now.

Thank You: A thing it wouldn’t kill people to say.

Computer: A thing for using Google.

Source: The New Yorker

Humor: For Witches of a Certain Age

Ang Linaw

Pedro: Galing ako sa doktor, nakabili na ko ng hearing aid. Grabe!
Ang linaw na ng pandinig ko!
Juan: Talaga?! Magkano bili mo?
Pedro: Kahapon lang Hmm

Dont Make Me Come Down There - GOD

Papansin sa YM

Sino sa atin kapag walang pumapansin sa YM ang mahilig mag ON/OFF Line?
Hindi ba parang nagpapapansin ka nalang sa mga kaAdd mo sa YM.
Parang ipinagsisigawan mo na "Pansinin nyo naman ako" at "Wala akong kausap"
At kung wala parin pumansin sa ON/OFF Line mo, Go to Step 2.
MagBUZZ ka sa lahat ng nakaAdd sayo.
At kung wala parin pumansin sayo iText or Tawagan mo sa Phone.
Kung wala parin isa lang ang ibig sabihin nun..... Hindi ka nila kilala.
Pakamatay ka nalang wala kang kaibigan sa WWW.

Walang Macho Sa Lumilipad Na Ipis

Sino na sa atin ang hindi pa nabiktima ng Flying Ipis?
Ako mismo, nawala ang pagkamacho ko ng biglang lumipad patungo sa akin ang Flying Ipis.
Hindi ko alam kung paanong ilag ang gagawin ko.
Parang The Matrix ako ng lumipad sa harapan ko ang Flying Ipis.
Ang sama dun, hindi ko man lang napatay yung Flying Ipis.

Isang Patalastas Muna

Ilang beses na ba natin napanood sa TV at narinig sa Radio ang mga katagang "Isang Patalastas Muna"?
Pero kapag isinasagawa na nila ito sobrang dami naman ng patalastas na lumalabas.
Hindi ba kaloka!

Kare Kare Ice Cream

Ang sarap ng kare kare kapag bagong luto pero sa lugar kung saan palaging malamig para kang kumain ng kare kare ice cream.

Pwede kaya ilagay sa Cone ito tapos bubudburan mo ng bagoong.
Yummy!

Counter Terrorist

Only in the Philippines you can find a Police Man like this in the picture.
He maintain Peace and Order in our country.

Manny Pacquiao at Jimmy Kimmel Live

Bago lumaban si Manny kay Cotto ininterview muna sya ni Jimmy Kimmel sa kanyang show. Ang kulit ni Pac Man ahehe. Kahit hirap sa pagenglish si Manny sumasagot parin sya. You Know!!!!! Sana makanood kami, nagapply na kami ng boss ko ng Pay Per View sa laban ni Pac Man. Good Boy daw kasi ako hehe pininturahan ko kasi yung bahay nya. Toinks